We really don’t like Bret, but we let him be on our team because he somehow got naked pictures of us and has been using them for blackmail.  In addition to being a pervert, Bret also happens to be our team manager and quite a skilled rider in his own regard.  Bret hustles and moves and somehow has connections to just about everyone in one way or another, helping to spread the love and stoke of BoardCo across the world as best he can.  Even though we don’t like him, Bret is the embodiment of what BoardCo is, a relentless passion for having fun on the water;  just keep your clothes on anytime he is around.